Trump trash

‘We’re following the science.’
‘God rest ye merry gentlemen and ladies, non-binary, transgender, gender neutral, pan-gender, a-gender…’
‘I remember when this was all Europe.’
‘I’m dreading Christmas. Now that lockdown’s relaxed I’ll have to see the bloody grandkids.’
Group bug
‘Well, if you’ve been a naughty boy, Santa might just bring you one.’
‘Before we go any further, I’ll need you to fill in this track-and-trace form.’
‘Whatever the Brexit deal outcome, I’ll be gutted!’
‘What a brilliant wheeze.’
‘Surely no one would begrudge us a bit of hoarding?’
‘It wasn’t until lockdown that I realised how little we have in common.’
‘I know you work from home now, Edward, but do you still have to do dress-down Friday?’
‘Vaccene with an “e”…’