Three festivals have been cancelled
‘... and in that direction, three festivals have been cancelled.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Tea shortage
‘Shall I put the kettle on?’
Hugging allow again
Thursday
Disrespect
Oh no! I completely forgot to be apathetic!
‘Oh no! I completely forgot to be apathetic!’
Nobody ever asks me about my mental health
‘Nobody ever asks me about my mental health.’
Out of touch
‘Isn’t it great being out of touch with ordinary people?’
Facemask-to-facemask talks
‘At last we can meet for facemask-to-facemask talks.’
He should try turning it off and on again…
‘He should try turning it off and on again...’
We dropped the words
‘We dropped the words “For richer”...’
Which inquiry are you looking forward to most?
‘Which inquiry are you looking forward to most?’
Remember when pets just went missing
‘Remember when pets just went missing?’
Line of Duty
‘I’m glad he wasn’t in Line of Duty. There would have been a riot.’
Thursday
Never more than six feet
‘They say you’re never more than six feet away from a chatty rat.’
Tax advantages
I’ve missed having a nice cold beer
‘I’ve missed having a nice cold beer.’