The long Black Friday
The long Black Friday

The long Black Friday
‘Today we’d like to shout to you about Jesus.’
‘I can’t wait to feel the full impact.’
‘Each day reveals a special adviser who resigns.’
‘It’s jabs for the boys.’
‘I studied them all on Twitter.’
‘He’s self-alienating.’
‘It’s his coping strategy.’
‘I’m drinking from home again.’
‘I find a graph a lot scarier.’
‘What’s the margin of terror?’
‘The future is less orange.’
‘…and here are some of our most amusing prices.’
‘I miss the bleak dystopian feel of the last lockdown.’
‘I can hear purring. Let’s just hope it’s not the snake feeling contented.’