Future of the Royal Family
‘I hope professional football doesn’t become all about money!’
‘And a big thank you to Adrian, who has drawn up our corporate bullying strategy.’
‘I love the All You Can Eat buffets.’
New school bully
‘I can’t imagine having four children.’
‘Perhaps it’s time for a referendum on lobbying?’
‘It’s to protect me from frostbite.’
‘We’re so lucky this island is exactly two metres wide.’
‘There’s nothing more embarrassing than an ex prime minister on the make, Cherie.’
‘Daddy misses his commute to work.’
‘Are we allowed to bring a bottle?’
‘We’re totally lost. I blame the Duke of Edinburgh. He set up these awards.’
‘It was OK when it was just the flags, Ron. But I’m getting worried.’