Losing my connection
‘I’m going to have to go guys, I’m losing my connection.’

‘I’m going to have to go guys, I’m losing my connection.’
‘And the prince and princess lived happily ever after? I know it’s a fairy tale, but that’s just pushing it too far.’
Government Build, Build, Build programme gets under way
‘Can I talk to you about social distancing?’
What makes you the right algorithm for the job?
‘I thought we’d stay in and finish this boxed set.’
‘On the other hand, it’s a marvellous example of successful rewilding.’
‘It could be worse, you could be Gavin Williamson.’
‘He’s trying to eat less.’
‘He’s off to study PPE.’
‘He wants us to climbdown first.’
‘It’s new wave cinema.’
Labour MPs get the exam results they were hoping for
‘Sorry, boys, but you’re going to have to leave your contact details at the door.’
‘You twisted psycho! You’re going to starve me to death.’
‘We're making a meal of it.’