Dogs sniff out Covid

‘Ugh, they’ve got Christmas products in the shops already.’
‘I told you you had more chance of being run over by a bus than of catching Covid.’
'Must be the butcher’s dog they’re all talking about.'
‘So, Mr Bond — we meet again.’
‘You’ll be able to do this from home.’
‘Don’t worry, I’ve got a mask.’
‘Where are we supposed to go to stuff our faces?’
‘And do you, Angela, agree to undergo a course of critical race theory...’
‘Do we have to play, Dad? You know you can never remember the rules.’
‘So — let’s talk about your hoarding problem.’
‘It’s not wearing a mask!’
‘Lockdown hasn’t been all bad — it’s made me focus on what I really want out of life.’
‘To be honest, Marjorie — I feel like I’m vegetating.’
Queen Victoria dares the sun to set on her empire
‘The chlorinated chicken sounds good.’
‘There must be one conspiracy theory we can all agree on?’
‘It’s my husband, he’s lost his sense of taste.’
‘Remind me, do you pass the hand sanitiser to the right or the left?’