PM AWOL

‘Why are we here?’
‘Relax, there’s bound to be a Yule turn.’
Henry VIII and the matrimonial bed
‘I’m really worried we may be allowed to visit the in-laws.’
‘I said it was time to stop treating the public like children and got sent to the naughty step.’
‘We’re going on somewhere!’
‘We’re down from 50,000 cases a day to two.’
‘Don’t snitch on them, dear – have a word with them first.’
‘I thought we’d made that rule particularly clear.’
‘He’s self-isolating until the Brexit negotiations are over.’
‘I know there isn’t a curfew. We just want you to leave.’
‘Welcome to the new normal.’
‘At least it won’t affect the Lib Dem conference.’
‘I’m very reliable and have a full service history.’