I can’t see this setting on the care label anywhere.
‘I can’t see this setting on the care label anywhere.’
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Thursday
That bloody cat!
'That bloody cat! I swear it’s trying to kill me.'
Thursday
This eternity
‘This eternity has been going on for what seems like a lockdown!’
Covid pumpkin
How long is your circuit breaker?
‘How long is your circuit breaker?’
Not sure what else I’m going to eat
‘I’ve got the hamster for half-term. Not sure what else I’m going to eat…’
Trigger or treat?
‘Trigger or treat?’
Double, double, toil and trouble
‘Double, double, toil and trouble rule of six and support bubble…’
I hope the press get here soon
‘I hope the press get here soon. I can’t keep this up all night.’
Thursday
Clocks go back
‘That’s an extra hour in bed lying awake worrying.’
No to the meteor
No vacancies
Feed 5,000
‘I can feed 5,000 so long as they’re from the same household.’
Need to retrain
‘You need to retrain.’
I wish you’d stop moaning
‘I wish you’d stop moaning — I planted another tree, didn’t I?’