What’s a coffee house
‘Dad, what’s a coffee house?’
More cartoons
Thursday
That’s an awful lot of issues
‘That’s an awful lot of issues.’
10,000 spectators
‘We heard you’re up to something that involves 10,000 spectators.’
Blimey, is The Spectator still going?
‘Blimey, is The Spectator still going?’
Grammar police
Thursday
Bored of lockdown
‘I’m worried they’ll get bored of lockdown in a few years.’
Policing’s no picnic.
‘Policing’s no picnic.’
2020 Calendaaaargh
More wildlife in the garden
‘Have you noticed we’re getting more wildlife in the garden?’
Lockdown fatigue
Lockdown fatigue.
Are we nearly there?
‘Are we nearly there?’
Red sky at night, 5G mast’s alight
‘Red sky at night, 5G mast’s alight.’
Thursday
I bore people
‘I’m worried that I bore people.’
Two metres apart
‘We’re not used to being two metres apart — it’s usually further.’
So what’s the exit stratergy
