So we’re agreed
‘So we’re agreed – turning a blind eye is cheaper than an investigation.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
I hadn’t planned to do Dry January
‘I hadn’t planned to do Dry January. It just worked out that way.’
Dry January is going to be a struggle
‘Dry January is going to be a struggle.’
I can’t see Rachel Reeves lasting long
‘I can’t see Rachel Reeves lasting long.’
Put the cat out
Wednesday
The end of woke
Elon Musk endorsement
‘Oh no! He’s received an Elon Musk endorsement.’
What do you want to do when you grow up?
Dry January
‘Brian, isn’t Dry January and Veganuary enough?!’
I do worry about this neighbourhood
‘I do worry about this neighbourhood.’
Ozempic
Have you got what you need for school?
Who DOES God think he is?
‘Who DOES God think he is? Elon Musk?’
Ballistic missiles
It’s already falling apart!
‘Oh hell, it’s already falling apart!’
He has imaginary listeners
‘I’m worried about him. He has imaginary listeners.’
Monday
173% accurate
‘Our numbers are 173% accurate!’
An experience
‘Instead of a gift, I got you an experience.’
