I’m drinking to remember
‘I’m drinking to remember.’

‘I’m drinking to remember.’
‘I’m working on my Britishcore.’
‘The boy who identifies as a wolf has eaten Granny!’
‘... and remember – no biscuits, no sweets or anything gender specific.’
‘You’re podcasting in your sleep again.’
‘We need to put out a more positive message.’
‘All right Margaret... the time has come. Let’s get rid of Betamax.’
‘Will the new Conservative leader ever arrive?’
‘Have you seen them?’
‘How much access can I get for a pair of trousers?’
‘Our Terry always lights up the room.’
‘I’m worried I’m the only one who doesn’t know what FOMO means.’
‘It’s not you, Marvin – I just need spice.’
‘I can’t get a dentist, but then again, what is there to smile about?’
‘We could start a podcast.’
‘He’s interested in creative writing, so he’s going to take a course in AI.’