How much access can I get for a pair of trousers?
‘How much access can I get for a pair of trousers?’
More cartoons
Wednesday
Our Terry
‘Our Terry always lights up the room.’
FOMO means
‘I’m worried I’m the only one who doesn’t know what FOMO means.’
I just need spice
‘It’s not you, Marvin – I just need spice.’
I can’t get a dentist
‘I can’t get a dentist, but then again, what is there to smile about?’
We could start a podcast
‘We could start a podcast.’
He’s going to take a course in AI
‘He’s interested in creative writing, so he’s going to take a course in AI.’
No ears were severed
Wednesday
This year, it’s a choice
‘This year, it’s a choice between heating and Oasis tickets.’
The fighting’s better
‘I’ve got tickets to the Tory conference – the fighting’s better.’
Flies-open
‘Clive has always been a flies-open sort of chap.’
Collection of fantasies
We’d like to run up a £20 billion black hole
‘We’d like to run up a £20 billion black hole.’
I’m confused
‘I’m confused – is this a Tory doom and gloom or Labour doom and gloom?’
But guys, I didn’t mean being this unpopular
‘But guys, I didn’t mean being this unpopular.’
Truss at 10
I hate public displays of affection when I don’t have my phone ready
‘You know I hate public displays of affection when I don’t have my phone ready.’