OK… take me to your party donor
‘OK… take me to your party donor.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
Norman is a member of the local neighbourhood listen group
‘Norman is a member of the local neighbourhood listen group.’
Jabcentre
Shouldn’t you be influencing somebody?
‘Shouldn’t you be influencing somebody?’
To be honest
‘To be honest, I was expecting more than this.’
Alex Salmond insisted on independence
‘Alex Salmond insisted on independence.’
It’ll be the players next
‘It’ll be the players next.’
Property prices, the prisons, water rates – it gives me anxiety
‘Definitely not. Property prices, the prisons, water rates – it gives me anxiety.’
I’m waiting to see what’s in the Budget
‘I’m waiting to see what’s in the Budget.’
Wednesday
Some kind of party
‘I think some kind of party is in order’
If Gary Lineker goes
‘If Gary Lineker goes as well they’re in trouble.’
I did this one
‘I did this one in a four-day compressed week.’
You’re a distraction
Assisting dying
‘I’ve been assisting dying for years.’
Goodness, I remember
‘Goodness, I remember when you were just carefully targeted airstrikes.’
Power-assisted dying
‘It’s got power-assisted dying, just aim for the cliff edge and put your foot down...’
Labranoodle
‘He’s a Labranoodle.’