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Wednesday
My corridor is always open
‘My corridor is always open.’
Gerry Adams getting compensation
‘When my husband heard about Gerry Adams getting compensation, he exploded.’
Convicted felon
‘Are we keeping the public out or the convicted felon in?’
Wednesday
Do you really want to know?
‘Do you really want to know?’
If Labour ring
‘If Labour ring, tell them we’re out.’
We’re ending our DEI programme
‘I’m sorry, but we’re ending our DEI programme.’
I have full confidence in you
‘Bad news I’m afraid – I have full confidence in you.’
I prefer strong leadership to democracy
Excuse me
‘Excuse me – would you mind?’
Divorce solicitors
Fact checking
‘How is your fact-checking?’
It’s so cold and bleak
‘It’s so cold and bleak, Donald Trump may want to buy us.’
He’s fallen in with a bad crowd
‘He’s fallen in with a bad crowd.’
So we’re agreed
‘So we’re agreed – turning a blind eye is cheaper than an investigation.’
I hadn’t planned to do Dry January
‘I hadn’t planned to do Dry January. It just worked out that way.’
Dry January is going to be a struggle
‘Dry January is going to be a struggle.’
I can’t see Rachel Reeves lasting long
‘I can’t see Rachel Reeves lasting long.’