I went out looting but the shoplifters got there first
‘I went out looting but the shoplifters got there first.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
I blame Elon Musk
‘I blame Elon Musk’
I’m afraid Doc
‘I’m afraid Doc can’t see you until they’ve agreed a pay deal.’
Stop trying to start a civil war
‘Stop trying to start a civil war, dear, and get back to your crossword.’
Burnt any good books recently?
‘Burnt any good books recently?’
Getting so good
‘He’s getting so good at telling his right from his far right.’
It’s OK everyone
‘It’s OK, everyone! Toby’s a left-wing thug.’
Google is a monopolist
I’m hoping the government will nationalise this
‘I’m hoping the government will nationalise this.’
Knock on the door
‘You can expect a knock on the door from the police.’
It wasn’t rioters
‘It wasn’t rioters. It was ruddy seagulls.’
It’s getting more and more urban round here
‘It’s getting more and more urban round here... I saw a fox the other day.’
Crime books
Wednesday
I bring diversity to your women’s gathering!
‘I bring diversity to your women’s gathering!’
Liberty cat
Stonehenge tour
The swine!
‘The swine! We’ll have to overwinter here, in our Tuscany home.’