Tell the truth
‘Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and then say sorry?’

‘Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and then say sorry?’
‘Don’t call him a bad dog, think about his mental health.’
‘Yes Darren, it’s just like when Daddy has his fingerprints taken.’
Oasis reunion
‘He should have gone to Specsavers.’
‘How much longer before you hit your step target and come to bed?’
‘I hope Rachel Reeves is feeling the heat, because we’re not!’
‘They’re copying our policy of blaming everything on the past.’
‘Good news! You’re involved in an acceptable form of extremism.’
‘This is our new social media guy.’
‘Thank heavens for the right to switch off.’
‘Sermon? No, I’m writing my podcast.’
‘In space, no one can hear you scream: “Not this again!”’
‘We do guilt trips.’