HMRC

‘How racist can I be for a grand?’
‘I no longer have to listen to him. I encouraged him to start a podcast.’
‘I’ll mostly be teaching the three arrrrrs.’
‘Dad, I hope you’re not using ChatGPT to write my essay!’
‘I fear nit zero is an unrealistic target.’
‘What did you get offended by at school today...?’
‘I want a better homework/life balance.’
‘I’m appointing you “chief fundraiser, unpaid”.’
‘In the long run, you’re definitely worse off.’
‘Is this the interval or are they on strike?’
‘Once I found a niche my career took off.’