I want a better homework/life balance
‘I want a better homework/life balance.’
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Thursday
Wednesday
Chief fundraiser, unpaid
‘I’m appointing you “chief fundraiser, unpaid”.’
In the long run
‘In the long run, you’re definitely worse off.’
Are they on strike?
‘Is this the interval or are they on strike?’
Once I found a niche my career took off
‘Once I found a niche my career took off.’
How would you like to pay?
‘How would you like to pay – cash, card, or through the nose?’
The night-time economy
‘The night-time economy is not what it was.’
We can Photoshop this
‘Don’t worry – we can Photoshop this.’
It’s full of XL Bullies
‘It’s full of XL Bullies.’
Left at the Turkish barber
‘Left at the Turkish barber, right at the Turkish barber, cross the road at the Turkish barber...’
Fly away Peter
Wednesday
Don’t worry mother
‘Don’t worry mother, I’m not interested in vaping. I’m a cigar man.’
It’s a “Tory voter under the age of 25”
‘It’s a “Tory voter under the age of 25”.’
Relax – it isn’t ultra processed
‘Relax – it isn’t ultra processed.’
What do you mean
Today we made cards
‘Today we made cards for those who identify as “mother”.’
Lots of nasty things are making a comeback
‘Lots of nasty things are making a comeback. Measles, rickets, George Galloway...’