Otters staying connected
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Wednesday
I have a confession
‘I have a confession. I’ve never tried his recipes – I just like saying Ottolenghi.’
Eurovision Song Contest
‘I wish they would keep music out of politics.’
Turn again Whittington
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
‘Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?’
Anti-depressants
It’s safer than having him baptised in the Thames
‘It’s safer than having him baptised in the Thames.’
How many of these prequels are they going to make?
‘How many of these prequels are they going to make?’
Wednesday
Make your mark
Make your mark
I want someone that I can believe in
I want someone that I can believe in.
Local election results
Rwanda flightpath
Sending them to Scotland would be a deterrent
‘Sending them to Scotland would be a deterrent.’
2016 Brexit referendum
‘Steve’s thinking of accepting the results of the 2016 Brexit referendum.’
And what job do you want to be signed off with stress from
And what job do you want to be signed off with stress from when you’re older?’
It’ll be a lot scarier once it’s renationalised
‘It’ll be a lot scarier once it’s renationalised.’
If you see anything suspicious
Return the stick
‘Why do you feel the need to return the stick every time he throws it?’
