Seat
‘That’s Sir Ed Davey’s seat.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
In the end you found le pen unpalatable
Identify as women
‘Can you identify as women?’
I got a key cut
The naughty step now and think about your toxic masculinity
‘The naughty step now and think about your toxic masculinity.’
Our postal votes have arrived
‘Our postal votes have arrived.’
France then vs now
Wednesday
Awkward position
‘This puts us in the very awkward position of being in admiration of the French.’
I trust I can rely on your sympathy
‘I trust I can rely on your sympathy.’
After 6 p.m.
‘I don’t do anything work-related after 6 p.m. on a Friday.’
House share
‘Will you spend the rest of your lives with me in a house share?’
I know the campaigning is over – I just need the rush
‘I know the campaigning is over – I just need the rush.’
Pretend
‘So, what do you pretend to believe in?’
If they’ve freed Julian Assange there’s hope for us all
‘If they’ve freed Julian Assange there’s hope for us all.’
We met in a gender-neutral facility
‘We met in a gender-neutral facility.’
I intend to rule for a generation
Lovely day
‘It’s a lovely day – why not text outside?’
What do you mean?
‘What do you mean you don’t want kids?’