I was only creating orders
‘I was only creating orders.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
We decided to stay together for the sake of the podcast
‘We decided to stay together for the sake of the podcast.’
We could earn this much being junior doctors
‘Do you know we could earn this much being junior doctors?’
Cold snap
Wednesday
January is a lousy time
‘January is a lousy time to give up alcohol.’
Just speeding up the compensation process
‘Just speeding up the compensation process.’
Let Rishi be Rishi
Buying a house is easy
Get your burglary made into a TV drama
‘Get your burglary made into a TV drama and we’ll get back to you.’
I can’t find enough men for a press gang
‘Due to manpower shortages, I can’t find enough men for a press gang.’
Shipping forecast
Please stop tearing up the post
‘I know you’re angry, but please stop tearing up the post.’
Sex tape
‘Apparently there’s a sex tape.’
Royal mail scandal
I’m worried about how much time he spends online
‘I’m worried about how much time he spends online. Do you think we should Google it?’
This is the last time I do dry January
I’ve got my 18-month-old playing darts
‘I’ve got my 18-month-old playing darts.’