It’s not a conventional family
‘It’s not a conventional family, but we love our AI.’
‘It’s not a conventional family, but we love our AI.’
‘He’s very keen on people who were born yesterday.’
‘And would you like Ozempic with that?’
‘You don’t often see one of those in Scotland.’
‘I’m War – I got conscripted.’
‘This bone you keep mentioning, can you dig a little deeper?’
‘You said I need to cut down on my screen time, so I’m leaving my homework.’
‘Young Conservatives will be exempt – being an endangered species.’
‘The years before you can get them a phone are so demanding.’
‘He said don’t make him look all King Charlesy.’
‘Just to warn you – there’s an election coming.’
‘Quick! Let’s virtue-signal to gain the kids’ approval.’
‘She’s like Liz Truss in reverse.’
‘Go on then, just one more cat video...’