Preventing or creating?
More cartoons
Wednesday
Poor souls
‘There’s plenty more fish in the sea, poor souls.’
Gas bill
‘If I wanted to see people making a bomb I’d have a look at my gas bill.’
I’m afraid we don’t serve solo diners
‘Not only have you been stood up, Sir, but I’m afraid we don’t serve solo diners.’
He’s repugnant until proven guilty
‘He’s repugnant until proven guilty.’
Systems analyst
‘Apparently he’s some kind of systems analyst.’
Boil in the bag
The end of my fixed rate mortgage is nigh
Scout survival training
Is the Twitter revamp that bad!?
‘Is the Twitter revamp that bad!?’
Apparently we need a TV licence
‘Apparently we need a TV licence.’
Have we had summer or is it yet to come?
‘Remind me, have we had summer or is it yet to come?’
Wednesday
Bank statement
‘I only asked for a bank statement.’
Green principles
‘We rowed back a bit on our green principles.’
Blurry photo
‘Quick! Someone take a blurry photo!’
I feel so redundant
‘I feel so redundant.’
What do you mean I’ll have to pay the Ulez charge?
‘What do you mean I’ll have to pay the Ulez charge?’
I can’t wait to correct your thoughts
‘I can’t wait to correct your thoughts.’