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Wednesday
Outdoorsy, self-sufficient guy
‘Outdoorsy, self-sufficient guy with private island seeks attractive companion... Is that you?’
I accept cookies
‘How many times do I have to tell everyone that, yes, I accept cookies?’
It helps them survive the winter
Flood plain
‘So whose idea was it to build on a flood plain?’
Gentle as a kitten
‘Honestly, he’s as gentle as a kitten!’
Is he sort of getting off on it?
‘Is he sort of getting off on it?’
The end of net-zero is nigh
Any programme ideas that don’t involve humiliating Matt Hancock?
‘Any programme ideas that don’t involve humiliating Matt Hancock?’
Dad says we should go out for a drive while it’s still legal
‘Come on, kids. Dad says we should go out for a drive while it’s still legal.’
Wednesday
Dr Yes
‘Usually he’s Dr Yes but he’s on strike.’
I blame the Baskervilles
‘You can’t blame the hound, so I blame the Baskervilles’
Because it’s the only way I’ll get into the Garrick…
‘Because it’s the only way I’ll get into the Garrick...’
Take cash
‘Do we still take cash?’
I’d like to see how Jeremy Hunt gets out of triple lock pensions
‘I’d like to see how Jeremy Hunt gets out of triple lock pensions.’
Don’t bother
‘Thank goodness the police don’t bother arresting us!’