So what led to these feelings of victimisation?
‘So what led to these feelings of victimisation?’
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Wednesday
We told ours to stop being idiots
‘You affirmed your kids? We told ours to stop being idiots.’
Right kids, bedtime
‘Right kids, bedtime.’
True enlightenment is only achievable if you listen to my podcast
‘True enlightenment is only achievable if you listen to my podcast.’
If he really wanted to save the planet, he’d throw soup at a Van Gogh
‘If he really wanted to save the planet, he’d throw soup at a Van Gogh.’
I’ve been on Ozempic
‘I’ve been on Ozempic.’
He’s planning to let his treehouse out on Airbnb
‘He’s planning to let his treehouse out on Airbnb.’
They’re like resident doctors
It’s the only reduction our water company has ever offered us
‘It’s the only reduction our water company has ever offered us.’
Young people
He’s very sensitive
‘He’s very sensitive to comments made online.’
Wednesday
We’ll have a red
‘We’ll have a red – but not full-bodied’
The sight of a politician
‘The sight of a politician in trouble always gets me going.’
Wealth tax
Misconstrued satire
‘You’re under arrest for misconstrued satire.’
Tax rises inevitable
‘Don’t cry.’
It’s diversity gone mad
‘It’s diversity gone mad.’
Maybe there’s hope for the Tory party
‘If they can bring us back to life, maybe there’s hope for the Tory party.’
I considered joining the Labour party
‘I considered joining the Labour party but this seemed easier.’
The race just happened to finish when you were at the front
‘No, Tom, you didn’t win. The race just happened to finish when you were at the front.’