My truth
‘I promise to tell my truth, my whole truth and nothing but my truth.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
Recycling
Dog-friendly pub? That was the previous owners
‘Dog-friendly pub? That was the previous owners.’
So can we
Why aren’t you celebrating Pride Month?
‘Why aren’t you celebrating Pride Month?’
Is the food ultra processed?
‘Is the food ultra processed?’
Say vegan cheese
‘Say vegan cheese.’
Once upon a time there were humans
‘Once upon a time there were humans.’
This has all got a bit out of hand
‘This has all got a bit out of hand.’
BBC breakfast TV
I’d like to report an idiot using their phone while driving
‘Hello, Police? I’d like to report an idiot using their phone while driving.’
My shoplifting was a disaster
‘My shoplifting was a disaster – this was the only thing untagged.’
Wednesday
I believe what sets me apart is my unique perspective
‘I believe what sets me apart is my unique perspective as a bald, white, middle-aged male.’
I say weren’t we at Oxford together?
I’m doing woke experience
‘I’m doing woke experience.’
Hold the front page!
‘Hold the front page!’
He was only seeing me for my Netflix password
‘Turns out he was only seeing me for my Netflix password.’
When they came for the smokers
