Gingerbread’s safer than concrete
‘Gingerbread’s safer than concrete.’
‘Gingerbread’s safer than concrete.’
‘I knew I shouldn’t have built my house with Raac. Can I stay with you?’
‘You’ll meet a tall, dark stranger online. Unfortunately he’ll live in the Ulez zone.’
‘It’s not fair! All my friends are pathologised – why can’t I be?’
‘Up a bit...’
‘Do you remember your first unwanted kiss?’
‘Which free tote goes best?’
‘Look! Someone is stealing our doorbell camera!’
‘All that surplus wine the French want rid of... I’ll demolish it for them!’
‘I can’t say I care for your move into “observational stuff”.’
‘I failed! Does that mean I get a peerage in the Liz Truss honours?’