Mortgage misery
‘What sort of mortgage misery are you looking for?’
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Wednesday
I’m afraid
Bad news…
One day, son, all this won’t be about Boris Johnson
‘One day, son, all this won’t be about Boris Johnson.’
Just leave her be
‘Just leave her be – she identifies as a cat.’
AI poetry generator
If it’s pain you’re after
‘If it’s pain you’re after...’
Homeowner please help
To be honest, the job’s soul-destroying
‘To be honest, the job’s soul-destroying.’
‘It doesn’t do anything.’
‘It doesn’t do anything.’
Shoe shop
We had to remove the Hall of Mirrors
‘We had to remove the Hall of Mirrors because of complaints about body shaming.’
Typical English summer
Wednesday
and my thanks to Boris
‘... and my thanks to Boris Johnson, without whom...’
Sorry, I’ve already sold my soul to the Saudis
‘Sorry, I’ve already sold my soul to the Saudis.’
What a day
‘What a day.’
Universal Basic Income
‘We’re here to claim Universal Basic Income.’
London tech week
You’ve got balls
‘You’ve got balls – I like that in a woman.’
There must be someone who is interested in my unwanted sexual attention
‘There must be someone who is interested in my unwanted sexual attention.’