I’m sorry, but for me blind casting just doesn’t work
‘I’m sorry, but for me blind Nick newcasting just doesn’t work.’
More cartoons
Tuesday
You should be getting a signal by now
‘Oh, for heaven’s sake, Geoffrey! You should be getting a signal by now.’
People may live to 150
Wednesday
I was hoping for a strong independence woman
‘I was hoping for a strong independence woman.’
They will never make me endure this until I’m 64!
‘They will never make me endure this until I’m 64!’
Souvenir from Paris
‘We brought you back a souvenir from Paris’
No need to forgive me
‘No need to forgive me, Father, for my advisers assured me I haven’t sinned.’
Now he can feel like a man of the people
‘I nicked his expensive watch so now he can feel like a man of the people.’
Is there a draught?
‘Is there a draught in here?’
Easily abstracted
‘He gets really easily abstracted.’
Can you burn me a story?
‘Mummy, can you burn me a story?’
Nitrous oxide banned
‘This is no laughing matter.’
Octadecagon of friends
‘I have a close octadecagon of friends.’
April Fool!
‘All’s well in the world... April Fool!’
Murdering people is still considered absolutely fine
‘Don’t worry, murdering people is still considered absolutely fine.’
Economists getting inflation forecasts wrong again
‘I see economists getting inflation forecasts wrong again.’
Oh no! You’ve been radicalised
‘Oh no! You’ve been radicalised by the wrong side.’
Wednesday
Mr Punch will get a knighthood
‘I expect Mr Punch will get a knighthood.’
I wanted to join the police
‘I wanted to join the police but I didn’t have a criminal record.’
