I wanted to join the police
‘I wanted to join the police but I didn’t have a criminal record.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
SNP leadership race
How long have you got, Doc?
Let’s renounce something everyone’s forgotten
‘Let’s renounce something everyone’s forgotten.’
We’ve gone completely cashless
‘We’ve gone completely cashless.’
Everyone agrees that your masculinity is non-toxic
‘Thankfully Gerald, everyone agrees that your masculinity is non-toxic.’
Police operating in this area
He can’t think of any content to generate
‘He can’t think of any content to generate.’
Racist, misogynistic, homophobic…
‘Racist, misogynistic, homophobic...but enough about me...’
They’ve axed our annual bonus
‘They’ve axed our annual bonus.’
Wednesday
I bought a bank
‘I bought a bank.’
Childcare costs
Junior doctors’ strike
Not more politics
‘Not more politics.’
All he does is moan
‘All he does is moan.’
For a party piece he names all 73 genders
‘Jeremy’s so clever – for a party piece he names all 73 genders.’
The BBC is under threat of extinction
‘It’s terribly sad that the BBC is under threat of extinction.’
Big rise in shop lifting
I’m getting the new fat jab
‘I’m getting the new fat jab.’
Thursday
Take me to your catchment area!
‘Take me to your catchment area!’
