I’ll have the homework
‘What ideologies did you learn at school today?’
‘Which author would you like to cancel?’
‘Why are you in detention?’
‘So... let’s assemble a school.’
‘We think you might be our son’s teacher.’
‘The dog sensitivity-read my homework.’
‘Sue Gray cracked the civil service code’
‘It’s the case against Boris Johnson’
‘It was a wood-burner but we converted it to books.’
‘Oh, and Mick, don’t play “Sympathy for the Devil” – it might imply support for Putin’
‘I don’t care what the Prime Minister says – he’s not touching our small boats.’
‘These are the uncensored versions of older books.’
‘Is it me – or is it getting heavier?’