More protein
‘Have you tried eating more protein? It will make you feel fuller for longer.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Rights of passengers
‘I’m standing up for the rights of passengers – because there’s nowhere to sit down.’
Thursday
You’re through to NHS 111
‘Hello, you’re through to NHS 111...’
How to save money
‘We could always die.’
He’s off to sow his organic sprouted gluten-free oats
‘He’s off to sow his organic sprouted gluten-free oats.’
Driverless car
Recovery position
‘OK… open the gas bill.’
Price of staples
‘To help our customers, we are freezing the price of staples.’
There’s a water shortage!
‘Don’t throw it away woman, there’s a water shortage!’
Cut us off
‘Fortunately Mr Putin is going to cut us off.’
It puts me off freedom of expression
‘It puts me off freedom of expression, to be honest.’
Afghanistan relief fund
‘How much goes to men?’
He’s standing on my foot
‘He’s standing on my foot.’
Speed limits for bikes
Thursday
Hosepipe ban lifted
Hosepipe ban lifted
