Shower scene
More cartoons
Thursday
We heard there’s a dentist in the area
‘We heard there’s a dentist in the area taking new patients.’
Holiday lets
Thursday
One football that isn’t “coming home”
‘This is one football that isn’t “coming home”!’
I’m a championship-winning footballer
‘I’m a championship-winning footballer trapped in a man’s body.’
Planet Liz
I bought baby her first booties
‘I bought baby her first booties!’
Drought warning
I have thousands of tweets in me
‘I don’t know about a book, but I have thousands of tweets in me.’
I’m worried about Beth
‘I’m worried about Beth. She doesn’t seem to like football like other girls.’
If they shouldn’t be here
‘If they shouldn’t be here, we should send them to Rwanda.’
The summer of 1976
They’re playing doctors and nurses
‘Oh look. They’re playing doctors and nurses.’
I’m getting it piped over from Dorset
‘It’s all legal. I’m getting it piped over from Dorset.’
Thursday
I’m terribly sorry
‘I’m terribly sorry, we’ve had to put a cap on numbers.’
