The spare’s bedroom
‘That was the spare’s bedroom.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
If the unions can make a comeback there’s hope for us all
‘If the unions can make a comeback there’s hope for us all.’
But where are you really from?
‘But where are you really from?’
Are you two glued to that sofa?
‘Are you two glued to that sofa?!’
At least you were poor already
‘It’s all right for you – at least you were poor already.’
Sanctioned – Not Sanctioned
Do you know how much eggs cost?
‘Do you know how much eggs cost?’
Lords reform
I’ve made the children become vegans
‘I’ve made the children become vegans so that we don’t have to.’
Tuesday
Train strikes could ruin xmas
‘Bah! We wanted to do that.’
Wednesday
Are you standing down?
‘Are you standing down?’
You can only see Doc via Zoom
‘You can only see Doc via Zoom.’
Stuff of mythology
‘I thought they were the stuff of mythology too, but apparently there are people who like Matt Hancock.’
We’ve cut down on non-essentials
‘We’ve cut down on non-essentials, like children.’
The Christmas light
‘The Christmas light looks nice.’
Havn’t seen you in church
‘I haven’t seen you in church lately.’
It’s only a matter of time
‘It’s only a matter of time before Nicola Sturgeon gives us our independence.’
Out of stock
The blank pages are intentional
‘The blank pages in this Agatha Christie biography are intentional. They’re when she went missing.’
Mary and Joseph
‘Yes, I’m quite sure that Mary and Joseph did not wear “One Love” armbands.’