I use my tablet
‘No thanks. While my phone is charging I use my tablet.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
Thursday
We can’t afford a heated discussion
‘We can’t afford a heated discussion.’
We don’t offend each other
‘What’s the matter with us – we don’t offend each other any more, dear.’
The cat’s dragged in an injured bird
‘The cat’s dragged in an injured bird.’
They’ll only blow it on Glastonbury tickets
‘They’ll only blow it on Glastonbury tickets.’
When did we become the dissenters?
‘When did we become the dissenters? I thought we were the establishment!’
I’m Pavlov’s dog. Does the name ring a bell?
‘I’m Pavlov’s dog. Does the name ring a bell?’
Thursday
The food here is served on bits of wood
‘Talk about trendy – the food here is served on bits of wood.’
These are for when the John Lewis ad comes on
‘These are for when the John Lewis ad comes on.’
Xmas list cut
Bird flu crisis
‘I’m not taking any chances.’
Somebody thought the wrong things
‘Well, somebody thought the wrong things.’
Are we a cult yet?
‘Are we a cult yet?’
Neck and shoulder problems
‘And what do you think may be contributing to your neck and shoulder problems?’
I think we’re not being followed
‘Don’t look now, but I think we’re not being followed.’
All the gay footballers should boycott the World Cup!
‘All the gay footballers should boycott the World Cup!’
Since I stung Matt Hancock
‘Since I stung Matt Hancock the phone has not stopped ringing.’