The Battle for Britain | 6 September 2025
Cartoons
They are fast becoming something akin to a crusade
‘They are fast becoming something akin to a crusade.’
We pretend we’re robot vacuum cleaners
‘We pretend we’re robot vacuum cleaners and then we take over the world.’
Do you think we could outsource this to the Chinese?
‘Do you think we could outsource this to the Chinese?’
Intimacy co-ordinator
‘So, how long have you been an intimacy co-ordinator?’
It doesn’t comply
‘It doesn’t comply with building regs.’
What do you have that goes with Mounjaro?
‘What do you have that goes with Mounjaro?’
We met on a hating app
‘We met on a hating app.’
This won’t be the last
‘This won’t be the last shake-up at No. 10.’