The Battle for Britain | 13 September 2025
Cartoons
Energy drinks
‘Keep Billy off energy drinks, Mrs Whizz.’
Courier service
‘I’m looking for a courier service so I can send my washing home when I’m at uni.’
Flag-waving
‘Oh no, not more flag-waving!’
My chatbot
‘My chatbot wife doesn’t understand me.’
Bless, they still believe
‘Bless, they still believe in a bearded old man who will give them whatever they want!’
It’s supposed to be fun
‘It’s supposed to be fun.’
He must have picked his socks up off the floor
‘He must have picked his socks up off the floor.’
Solar powered
‘It’s solar powered.’
Judgment
‘You have to question Nadine Dorries’s judgment – she ate my dad’s anus’
What does AI recommend?
‘What does AI recommend?’
Don’t make assumptions
‘Don’t make assumptions about the outcome of the deputy leadership contest.’
