The Battle for Britain | 20 September 2025
Cartoons
You will be able to come here for nail care and eyebrow threading
‘But you will be able to come here for nail care and eyebrow threading.’
Other Tories
‘I’m a former Tory voter looking for other Tories...’
I’m so excited about the prospect of a new Labour deputy leader
‘I can’t sleep, I’m so excited about the prospect of a new Labour deputy leader.’
Do you have any “Sorry I misgendered you” cards?
‘Do you have any “Sorry I misgendered you” cards?’
What have we done to deserve this?
‘What have we done to deserve this? Trump this week, Harry last week...’
You’ll be so rich
‘You’ll be so rich that Peter Mandelson’s going to be fatally attracted to you.’
Did you just criticise
‘Did you just criticise Netanyahu?’