The Battle for Britain | 27 September 2025
Cartoons
‘I can’t download the app, can I still get ill?’
‘I can’t download the app, can I still get ill?’
I wasn’t much impressed by Orion’s Belt. I give it three stars.
‘I wasn’t much impressed by Orion’s Belt. I give it three stars.’
‘You mustn’t think you’re a failure just because you got into Oxford.’
‘You mustn’t think you’re a failure just because you got into Oxford.’
Simon might say, Mother, but AI thinks different.
‘Simon might say, Mother, but AI thinks different.’
‘Don’t tell anyone, but it’s my emotional support parrot.’
‘Don’t tell anyone, but it’s my emotional support parrot.’
You will be a good boy.
‘You will be a good boy.’
We need you to vet the next ambassador to Washington.
‘We need you to vet the next ambassador to Washington.’
‘I’m cautioning you for moaning about police overreach.’
‘I’m cautioning you for moaning about police overreach.’
‘Would anyone like to say anything offensive about the deceased?’
‘Would anyone like to say anything offensive about the deceased?’
‘It’s an invoice from my parents and they’re charging more than the nursery.’
‘It’s an invoice from my parents and they’re charging more than the nursery.’
‘When Trump gives you a headache, I’d still take paracetamol.’
‘When Trump gives you a headache, I’d still take paracetamol.’
‘How’s this for a crazy, headline-grabbing stunt?’
‘How’s this for a crazy, headline-grabbing stunt?’