The Battle for Britain | 6 December 2025
‘It’s very modern. There’s a different takeaway driver behind every door.’
‘If it turns out you’ve been lying about Father Christmas, Mum, you’ll have to go.’
‘I’m sorry kids but you’re going to be lifted into poverty.’
‘I’m spending Christmas alone this year.’
‘This black hole, Chancellor – is it in the room with us now?’
‘I’m afraid you’ve become wealthy.’
‘This bears no relation to independent forecasts.’
‘It’s undermining justice, deciding if I’m naughty or nice without a jury.’