The Battle for Britain | 29 November 2025
‘Would you like to make a salary sacrifice?’
‘I’m waiting till Black Friday to do all my Christmas shopping.’
‘We’ve had enough and will be quitting Britain before the kids come home for Christmas.’
‘I may have been asleep for 100 years, but my deep sleep was only 21 per cent.’
‘I wish the activist staff would get on with some work.’
‘Don’t buy tickets for day three of the Ashes Test match.’
‘What do you think we should do about the loneliness epidemic?’
‘All that mansplaining was a waste of time.’