Cartoons
Save Christmas
‘I thought they were trying to save Christmas’
I don’t understand the science
‘I don’t understand the science, but apparently it’s safe to snog if you’re not under the mistletoe.’
It’s a response to our SOS
‘It’s a response to our SOS — they want it in a different form.’
Woke art exhibition
‘The ideologies follow you around the room.’
Both sides of the debate
‘In the interests of balance, we’re going to hear “both sides” of the debate.’
More cold turkey
‘That’s all we need at this time of year — more cold turkey.’
Cinderella, you shall go to the ball!
‘Cinderella, you shall go to the ball! Er... as long as it’s necessary socialising...’
I thought I knew you
‘I thought I knew you until I delved into your search history.’