The Battle for Britain | 14 June 2025

‘Which service do you require – fire, police, ambulance or Robert Jenrick?’
‘I don’t suppose you’d consider a U-turn?’
‘Take me to your fat jabs.’
‘A bottle of your robust red to go with the gentle parenting.’
‘If the magic money tree can make a comeback, I have high hopes for the future.’
‘Why are the public so out of touch with us?’