The Battle for Britain | 14 September 2024
Cartoons
I hate public displays of affection when I don’t have my phone ready
‘You know I hate public displays of affection when I don’t have my phone ready.’
But guys, I didn’t mean being this unpopular
‘But guys, I didn’t mean being this unpopular.’
I’m confused
‘I’m confused – is this a Tory doom and gloom or Labour doom and gloom?’
We’d like to run up a £20 billion black hole
‘We’d like to run up a £20 billion black hole.’
Flies-open
‘Clive has always been a flies-open sort of chap.’
The fighting’s better
‘I’ve got tickets to the Tory conference – the fighting’s better.’
This year, it’s a choice
‘This year, it’s a choice between heating and Oasis tickets.’