The Battle for Britain | 18 October 2025

‘This house depresses me. The damp spot’s got worse.’
‘Could you turn this into bad news, please?’
‘I think it’s time you accepted the world has gone mad.’
‘A treble whisky please – I’m doing sober October.’
‘Before you decide, remember where all the toys and goodies come from’
‘I’ve said I don’t want Tony Blair at our Christmas drinks – but what if he turns up anyway?’