The Battle for Britain | 25 October 2025
‘I’ve had to learn how to throw it myself.’
‘Can’t you even be a little bit woke, just for politeness’s sake?’
The Belittled Prince
‘Terry is a great believer in the freedom of hate speech.’
‘Have you tried turning it off and on again?’
‘Thank God Snapchat’s back… they started asking me about my sex life.’
‘The light is more flattering.’
‘Trigger or treat?’
‘I want the credit for this!’
‘Oui, Monsieur President, we’re putting our best man on ze case.’