The Battle for Britain | 19 April 2025

‘Look, it’s the Easter rat.’
‘It can go from 0 to a stolen phone in under eight seconds.’
‘Giles has been “worshipping from home” for the last three years.’
‘God, he’s depressing company.’
‘I can’t help thinking this would make a good book.’
‘Your guess is as good as mine.’
‘No sugar – it’s safer to eat the plastic toy!’
‘We understand that youcan keep the furnaces going.’
‘I’ve been too generous for too long.’