The Battle for Britain | 26 April 2025
 
			
		 
			
		‘I think it’s another article written by AI.’
‘Gail and I are staying together for the sake of the pets.’
 
			
		 
			
		‘It’s that lovely couple we met in Birmingham.’
‘It’s nice to see blue rinse is popular again.’
 
			
		 
			
		‘We’re choosing a new leader.’
‘Great news! I’ve found out what a woman is.’
 
			
		‘Well, this isn’t at all what I imagined.’
 
			
		 
			
		‘We need a photo for proof of delivery.’