The Battle for Britain | 31 May 2025

‘Apparently they have to be careful. People just swoop in and steal food.’
‘With all the solar and wind farms, there are no scenic routes left.’
‘It’s another invitation to celebrate inclusion.’
‘Do you feel guilty or not guilty?’
‘They’re not very inclusive.’
‘Before we get too serious I must ask – do you want puppies?’
‘In this one Mrs Goggins dies of old age before she gets compensation.’
‘I identify as a fish’