‘How’s this for a crazy, headline-grabbing stunt?’
‘How’s this for a crazy, headline-grabbing stunt?’

‘How’s this for a crazy, headline-grabbing stunt?’
‘When Trump gives you a headache, I’d still take paracetamol.’
‘It’s an invoice from my parents and they’re charging more than the nursery.’
‘Would anyone like to say anything offensive about the deceased?’
‘I’m cautioning you for moaning about police overreach.’
‘We need you to vet the next ambassador to Washington.’
‘You will be a good boy.’
‘Don’t tell anyone, but it’s my emotional support parrot.’
‘Simon might say, Mother, but AI thinks different.’
‘You mustn’t think you’re a failure just because you got into Oxford.’
‘I wasn’t much impressed by Orion’s Belt. I give it three stars.’
‘I can’t download the app, can I still get ill?’
‘Did you just criticise Netanyahu?’
‘You’ll be so rich that Peter Mandelson’s going to be fatally attracted to you.’
‘What have we done to deserve this? Trump this week, Harry last week...’
‘Do you have any “Sorry I misgendered you” cards?’