‘It’s undermining justice, deciding if I’m naughty or nice without a jury.’
‘It’s undermining justice, deciding if I’m naughty or nice without a jury.’
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Wednesday
This bears no relation to independent forecasts
‘This bears no relation to independent forecasts.’
‘I’m afraid you’ve become wealthy.’
‘I’m afraid you’ve become wealthy.’
This black hole, Chancellor – is it in the room with us now?
‘This black hole, Chancellor – is it in the room with us now?’
‘I’m spending Christmas alone this year.’
‘I’m spending Christmas alone this year.’
‘I’m sorry kids but you’re going to be lifted into poverty.’
‘I’m sorry kids but you’re going to be lifted into poverty.’
‘If it turns out you’ve been lying about Father Christmas, Mum, you’ll have to go.’
‘If it turns out you’ve been lying about Father Christmas, Mum, you’ll have to go.’
‘It’s very modern. There’s a different takeaway driver behind every door.’
‘It’s very modern. There’s a different takeaway driver behind every door.’
Wednesday
‘All that mansplaining was a waste of time.’
‘All that mansplaining was a waste of time.’
‘What do you think we should do about the loneliness epidemic?’
‘What do you think we should do about the loneliness epidemic?’
Who wrote this?
‘Don’t buy tickets for day three of the Ashes Test match.’
‘Don’t buy tickets for day three of the Ashes Test match.’
‘I wish the activist staff would get on with some work.’
‘I wish the activist staff would get on with some work.’
I may have been asleep for 100 years, but my deep sleep was only 21 per cent
‘I may have been asleep for 100 years, but my deep sleep was only 21 per cent.’
Where's your gilet?
‘We’ve had enough and will be quitting Britain before the kids come home for Christmas.’
‘We’ve had enough and will be quitting Britain before the kids come home for Christmas.’
‘I’m waiting till Black Friday to do all my Christmas shoplifting.’
‘I’m waiting till Black Friday to do all my Christmas shoplifting.’