We’re looking for people to stand as Conservatives
‘We’re looking for people to stand as Conservatives.’
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Yesterday
Tinker Tailor
Openly Jewish
‘How openly Jewish are we talking, Control? Will we need back-up?’
Quarter of workforce sick
I’m doing workshy experience
‘I’m doing workshy experience.’
Rwanda bill
You need to break the years into manageable 49-day periods
‘You need to break the years into manageable 49-day periods.’
If he can survive
‘If he can survive this he really is bulletproof’
Taylor Swift album
‘Have you heard the new Taylor Swift album?’
We used to look at memes together
‘What’s happened to us? We used to look at memes together.’
Wednesday
Older woman
‘I like an older woman – you could get me fags’
I’m sleeping rough
‘I’m sleeping rough as much as I can before they criminalise it.’
We missed more targets than Rishi Sunak
Knock knock…
I think we need to look at the bigger picture
‘I think we need to look at the bigger picture.’
‘Stop being so toxic.’
‘Stop being so toxic.’
Oh no – I got hideously drunk
‘Oh no – I got hideously drunk and posted something moderate and inoffensive!’
Hi honeytrap
‘Hi honeytrap – I’m home.’