Why are the public so out of touch with us?
‘Why are the public so out of touch with us?’

‘Why are the public so out of touch with us?’
‘If the magic money tree can make a comeback, I have high hopes for the future.’
‘A bottle of your robust red to go with the gentle parenting.’
‘Take me to your fat jabs.’
‘I don’t suppose you’d consider a U-turn?’
‘Which service do you require – fire, police, ambulance or Robert Jenrick?’
‘Let’s be realistic about these wishes – I’m not Nigel Farage’
‘I’m ex-forces, so… I’ve had worse accommodation.’
‘Listening to TikTok videos without headphones? Seems reasonable to me...’
‘Shall we get another puppy?’
‘The charge is offendaphobia. How do you plead?’
‘What can you recommend that’s influencer-approved?’
‘Hell is other AI.’
‘Oh dear, two words for you – “Speedo Summer”.’