True enlightenment is only achievable if you listen to my podcast
‘True enlightenment is only achievable if you listen to my podcast.’
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Wednesday
If he really wanted to save the planet, he’d throw soup at a Van Gogh
‘If he really wanted to save the planet, he’d throw soup at a Van Gogh.’
I’ve been on Ozempic
‘I’ve been on Ozempic.’
He’s planning to let his treehouse out on Airbnb
‘He’s planning to let his treehouse out on Airbnb.’
It’s the only reduction our water company has ever offered us
‘It’s the only reduction our water company has ever offered us.’
Young people
He’s very sensitive
‘He’s very sensitive to comments made online.’
Wednesday
We’ll have a red
‘We’ll have a red – but not full-bodied’
The sight of a politician
‘The sight of a politician in trouble always gets me going.’
Wealth tax
Misconstrued satire
‘You’re under arrest for misconstrued satire.’
Tax rises inevitable
‘Don’t cry.’
It’s diversity gone mad
‘It’s diversity gone mad.’
Maybe there’s hope for the Tory party
‘If they can bring us back to life, maybe there’s hope for the Tory party.’
I considered joining the Labour party
‘I considered joining the Labour party but this seemed easier.’
The race just happened to finish when you were at the front
‘No, Tom, you didn’t win. The race just happened to finish when you were at the front.’
She’s been unbearable
‘She’s been unbearable since she started the Ozempic.’
Wednesday
Which pop group?
‘Which pop group did you disapprove of in the war, Daddy?’
We couldn’t find a candle
‘We couldn’t find a candle, so Nigel Farage gave us a cigarette to use instead.’