They’re March hares with complex mental health issues
‘We don’t say mad, Caspar – they’re March hares with complex mental health issues.’
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Wednesday
Our kettle
‘Here comes our kettle.’
Self-defence class
Too many spin offs
‘He ruined it with too many spin-offs.’
Weight loss pen
‘No, that’s a weight loss pen. I have a pen pen somewhere...’
It’s not the first time she’s gone missing
‘It’s not the first time she’s gone missing, but she’s never taken my Oyster card before.’
If Daisy doesn’t present a list of her completed chores she can’t have any pizza…
‘Yes Mr Musk, if Daisy doesn’t present a list of her completed chores she can’t have any pizza...’
I can’t wait
‘I can’t wait to go outside to see if the humans have obliterated themselves.’
Writer’s block
Writer’s block
I write shocking reality
You need to build 2.5 houses every minute
‘To hit Labour’s target, you need to build 2.5 houses every minute.’
Wednesday
I prefer the British approach
‘I prefer the British approach of breaking things slowly.’
It’s a negotiating tactic
I refuse to turn water into non-alcoholic wine
‘I refuse to turn water into non-alcoholic wine.’
They’re busy creating the next scandal
‘They’re busy creating the next scandal.’
I have a large collection of action figures and model cars
‘If you want a toy boy, I have a large collection of action figures and model cars.’
Welcome to assisted dying
‘Welcome to assisted dying – or to give it its correct title, the NHS.’
Das booth
Dad’s never been happier
‘Dad’s never been happier than since he found out about doomscrolling.’