Chaos theory
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Thursday
Thursday
So he won the no-confidence vote?
‘So he won the no-confidence vote?’
I swapped him for a plant-based alternative
‘I swapped him for a plant-based alternative.’
We shouldn’t talk about Andrew in front of the children
‘Perhaps we shouldn’t talk about Andrew in front of the children.’
Huge bonus
‘Huge bonus for your thoughts.’
You can’t get the staff
I’ll book you on easyJet
‘If you don’t want to fly, I’ll book you on easyJet..’
I keep seeing red flags
‘I keep seeing red flags.’
Let’s draw a line
Airport departures
Wednesday
Metric or imperial
‘I don’t think it matters if you choose metric or imperial.’
Photographic evidence
‘He’s just seen photographic evidence of what an idiot he is.’
Gun control
My heating bill worries are over
‘Hooray! My heating bill worries are over!’
Imperial measurements may return
‘We’ll be able to measure all the stuff we can no longer afford in pounds and ounces.’
M&S pull out of Russia
‘There they go again, three months behind the fashion.’
