Relax, it’s just Matt Hancock
‘Relax, it’s just Matt Hancock and Gina Coladangelo.’
More cartoons
Thursday
This conflict will last years
Old-fashioned Conservatives
‘Nice to see there are still some old-fashioned Conservatives in the house.’
We’re going to have to remove the whip, Tompkins
‘We’re going to have to remove the whip, Tompkins.’
I came into politics for the sex, drugs and rock ’n’ roll
‘I came into politics for the sex, drugs and rock ’n’ roll.’
S’funny, it sounds like a turtle suffocating on plastic
‘S’funny, it sounds like a turtle suffocating on plastic.’
Thursday
Make sure no one knows
‘On the internet, make sure no one knows you’re a woman.’
He’s applied to be sent to Rwanda
‘I see he’s applied to be sent to Rwanda.’
Cancel Netflix
‘I’ve had to cancel Netflix. Do you mind if we get straight down to the “chill”?’
The gentleman over there would like to buy you a drink
‘The gentleman over there would like to buy you a drink.’
Greedy and corrupt
‘Not all MPs are abusive and predatory – some of us are greedy and corrupt.’
I saw your Twitter feed
‘I was going to let you in, but then I saw your Twitter feed.’
Your legs are putting me off my stride
Granny monitor
Homes are in short supply
‘You left it empty – homes are in short supply.’
But I’m not working from home
‘But I’m not working from home. I’m working from my second home.’
Thursday
Boris Johnson’s got more lives than we have
‘Boris Johnson’s got more lives than we have.’
Tough choices
‘Merlot? Chardonnay? Rioja? Pinot Grigio?’
Remember when…
‘Remember when we did this to be romantic rather than to save on hot water and electricity?’