Have I done something
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Thursday
I keep having this dream
‘I keep having this dream where I’m wafer thin...’
I blame the parents
How rich we could have been
‘Just think how rich we could have been if only you’d been corrupt.’
Oligarch mansion for sale
‘He’s having to sell it to pay his gas bill.’
Upper lip stiffened
‘I’d like my upper lip stiffened.’
Why haven’t I got a peerage?
‘I’m your best friend – why haven’t I got a peerage?’
History
Too scared to watch the news
‘It’s for being too scared to watch the news’
I spy with my little eye something beginning with “M”
‘I spy with my little eye something beginning with “M”.’
Sometimes I worry that Lavinia is turning into a pushy parent
‘Sometimes I worry that Lavinia is turning into a pushy parent.’
This is your first parents’ evening, isn’t it?
‘This is your first parents’ evening, isn’t it?’
Your father’s made a lot of sacrifices
‘Your father’s made a lot of sacrifices to get you into a good school.’
Thursday
On the plus side
‘On the plus side, it’s stopped us being terrified of Covid.’
I want chicken Kyiv!
‘I don’t want chicken Kiev – I want chicken Kyiv!’
What’s up buddy?
‘What’s up buddy? Doesn’t anyone care about you any more?’
Pestilence, take a well-earned break.
‘Pestilence, take a well-earned break. War, you’re up.’
Russian sanctions
‘Russian sanctions are hitting the Tories hard.’