7 per cent more expensive
‘Can you please stop being 7 per cent more expensive than you were last year?’

‘Can you please stop being 7 per cent more expensive than you were last year?’
‘It’s the property ladder.’
‘I don’t want you to read me a story! I want the Duchess of Cambridge to.’
‘I suppose it was just a question of time...there’s now an Olivia Colman channel.’
‘Dear Boris, you must feel terribly isolated...’
‘ONWARDS!’
‘Which one of us gets to be Carrie?’
‘We have nothing affordable. Can you come back in the past?’
‘Apparently it’s a compliment.’
‘It’s all his own making. You might even call it self-isolation.’
‘Take me to your leader’s wife.’
‘All very well, Wilf, but “sorry” is meaningless unless you change your behaviour.’