The days are all numbered for you
More cartoons
Thursday
Do you think this will be the last season?
‘Do you think this will be the last season?’
Party tonight
They’ll have to go cap in hand to Gary Lineker
‘They’ll have to go cap in hand to Gary Lineker.’
Levelling up
Levelling up
You will soon go back to working at the office
‘I foresee you will soon go back to working at the office.’
More fun than this
‘I thought the metaverse would be more fun than this.’
We’re having a “Bring your own boos” party
‘We’re having a “Bring your own boos” party.’
Operation red meat
‘Sausage rolls, lamb bites, beef crostini…’
Offensive label
‘That label could cause offence to a minority.’
Now Djokovic is above the law
‘Now Djokovic is above the law.’
Prince Andrew is no longer protected by the Queen
Thursday
It’s a cost of living it up crisis
‘It’s a cost of living it up crisis.’
I care about the environment
‘Of course I care about the environment, but in a Leonardo DiCaprio way’
Don’t bother to look cute
‘Don’t bother to look cute — look warm.’
Customer survey
Cut out the carbs
‘Cut out the carbs.’
Is this a meeting or a party?
i be dyslexic
‘Arrrrrr, sorry ladies, I be dyslexic.’
We’re having a bit of a don’t
‘We’re having a bit of a don’t.’