You would tell me
‘Darling, you would tell me if you were part of a deep state satanic cabal, wouldn’t you?’
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Thursday
Fibruary
One at every party
‘There’s one in every party — we can’t get him to leave…’
Who’s running this country?
Can you keep the noise down?
‘Can you keep the noise down? I can’t hear myself drink.’
You’d find it a bit easier if you took the mask off?
‘Don’t you think you’d find it a bit easier if you took the mask off?’
The green planet
‘Next door are watching this on their much bigger set.’
Brewing crisis in Ukraine
‘Phew! For a minute I thought it was something to do with beer supply.’
Thursday
I see WFH now stands for Wordle From Home
‘I see WFH now stands for Wordle From Home.’
I reckon we won’t invade until…
‘I reckon we won’t invade until Putin hears what Sue Gray has to say.’
Antiques Roadshow
Curtains for the PM?
I’m stuffed
‘No thanks, I’m stuffed.’
New interest rates!
Middle of the road
‘I hear they’re very middle-of-the-road.’
Personal trainer
‘He’s my personal trainer.’
To be seen to be there
‘The reason used to be “because it’s there”. Now it’s to be seen to be there.’
Alexa… tell Amazon you’re not working
‘Alexa... tell Amazon you’re not working.’
All this politics is making me hungry
‘All this politics is making me hungry.’
Amazon?
‘Amazon?’