I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs
‘I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million.’
More cartoons
Thursday
What are you like at replacing cladding?
‘What are you like at replacing cladding?’
Same old gender
‘Yes we’re keeping well thanks. Same old gender.’
End of free lateral flow tests?
‘Ah well, we knew the good times couldn’t last forever.’
Haven’t we seen you on CCTV?
‘Haven’t we seen you on CCTV?’
Pig heart
Cobra beer
Thursday
Blast! I had a feeling we’d woken up too early
‘Blast! I had a feeling we’d woken up too early.’
Vaccine-go-round
Review recent purchase
‘Would you like to review your recent purchase of gold, frankincense and myrrh?’
Christmas is over and I’m introducing new restrictions
‘Christmas is over and I’m introducing new restrictions.’
Should we take that down?
‘Should we take that down?’
Deliberately evil
‘We were deliberately evil on Earth so we could get away somewhere hot.’
You can put that party hat away
‘You can put that party hat away, it’s time for the cricket.’
Woking from home
Woking from home
Covid letters
‘Have you written your “thank you for not giving me Covid” letters yet?’
I’m afraid the school insists on masks
‘I’m afraid the school insists on masks.’
We’re down to the last one
‘We’re down to the last one. We’ll have to share it.’