Happy New Year, whatever
‘Happy New Year, whatever.’

‘Happy New Year, whatever.’
‘Sorry, but we all have to learn to rely less on coal.’
‘I am the Ghost of Christmas Future! He/him.’
‘I was not consulted.’
‘It’s 2021. What were you expecting?’
‘It’s the three ego-crazed billionaires.’
‘We’re keeping our Christmas plans fluid.’
‘It’s our levelling up agenda.’
‘I am the ghost of variants yet to come.’
‘I thought they were trying to save Christmas’
‘I don’t understand the science, but apparently it’s safe to snog if you’re not under the mistletoe.’
‘It’s a response to our SOS — they want it in a different form.’
‘The ideologies follow you around the room.’
‘In the interests of balance, we’re going to hear “both sides” of the debate.’
‘That’s all we need at this time of year — more cold turkey.’