It was my main present
‘It was my main present. Dad said it will be worth more if it’s unopened.’

‘It was my main present. Dad said it will be worth more if it’s unopened.’
‘Look at the terrible things they’re saying about me.’
‘I’m worried there may be another lockdown.’
‘I’m confident that things will be better for all of us in the spring.’
‘Wearing masks should keep us safe over Christmas.’
‘So who’s been naughty and nice?’
‘If this isn’t a superspreader event, I don’t know what is.’
‘We’re going to pretend to have Covid this Christmas.’
‘Daddy’s videoing your Nativity play cancellation.’
‘Killjoy to the world.’
‘Isn’t it nice to be around a roaring fire at Christmas…?’
Following yonder internet star.
‘First the robot took my job, now it’s getting off with Miss Pinkerton.’
‘Don’t celebrate Christmas.’
‘Would you mind if some students watch while I deliver your presents?’