Policing comedy
‘Getting a dental appointment is like pulling teeth.’
‘Don’t get too excited… this one’s public anger.’
‘This is wrong on so many levels.’
‘They’re wallpapering over the cracks.’
Stagflation
‘This shadow cabinet is useless.’
‘It’s the beginning of The End.’
‘If you wish to swim competitively it’ll have to be in a separate category.’
‘The £100-a-tank tests have not started well.’
‘We need to work on this campaign literature.’
‘Whatever else, rewilding has ruined crop circles!’
‘The cheaper and less qualified doctor will see you now.’
‘Go home Picasso. You’ve had enough.’
‘Let’s draw a line under this and move on.’
‘It’s still deciding what it wants to be.’
‘Dammit! Have they no consideration for other people?’