We’ll burn up any extra calories when we do a runner
‘We’ll burn up any extra calories when we do a runner.’
More cartoons
Thursday
No-fault divorce
‘Thank heavens for no-fault divorce.’
You’re spoiling it for the children
Thursday
He has four homes to heat
‘Pity poor Rishi Sunak – he has four homes to heat.’
A less hazardous energy source
‘One day they might decide to move towards a less hazardous energy source.’
Buy one, get one
I’m particularly proud of fetching that one
‘I’m particularly proud of fetching that one.’
I see the guidance has changed
‘I see the guidance has changed.’
Supermarket special
On the bright side
‘On the bright side, the days are getting longer.’
I have a terrible fear of not flying
‘I have a terrible fear of not flying.’
It’s not minimalism
‘It’s not minimalism – we can’t afford furniture.’
I’d have a heart attack
‘I’d have a heart attack but have you seen the state of the NHS?’
Thursday
A stunt man does all my Oscar presenting
‘A stunt man does all my Oscar presenting.’
Can we afford to go anywhere yet?
‘Can we afford to go anywhere yet?’
We could get some Ukrainians
‘We could get some Ukrainians in to huddle up with for warmth.’
Reduced items
What’s your poison?
I’d like to thank my fighting coach
‘I’d like to thank my fighting coach...’